First egg. Chicken egg from Kroger. I made a solution of moon water and white monster energy. Why not, that’s why. Soaked the egg in the solution and placed under heat lamp. This was four days ago. So far no movement from within the egg, but the solution has turned from yellow to green. She just needs some time, methinks. Either a soul is developing, or I just invented mountain dew. Whatever. Usually it’s a bad thing to have a baby at 20 anyway. I don’t expect this to work anytime soon.
I started working at Kroger actually. Pushing the carts. Building my muscles! I’ve got to be strong for my babies. Gotta learn to protect myself first before I can protect them. I love them more than anything in the whole wide world, even though I have no clue what they look like or even their species. Reinventing alchemy is a tough gig. I found a few old books at the library, but they are difficult to decipher.
I miss Laurelie. My texts aren’t being answered. Why did she just stop replying? It was only a month I was in there. Surely she didn’t forget me after one month? I wanted to marry this girl, mind you. Sure I only met her three months ago, so what? We could get divorced, no problem. I really like the idea of being a woman’s wife. I like the idea of being multiple woman’s wives. Being in a powerful woman’s coterie of women… Ugh I’m such a freak. You won’t judge me, will you diary? I love you. “I love you too, Lupina.” Why, thank you, diary! That feels really nice to hear. Six Seven. What a strange thing, that meme. Y’know I went to Germany last summer and some little kids on a train were doing six seven. Funny, how english memes can become worldwide like that. I wonder if little German kids know about Charlie Kirk. Y’know, Metal Gear Solid 2 predicted all that shit. That one’s my favorite. Raiden, turn the game off now! Classic. Among us was kind of the test run of six seven when you think about it. It gives me some hope, that meaningless memes like that will be forgotten before too long. What a time for the internet, Covid. That became our whole world for a while. Me and my three friends all knew Among Us, Baka Mitae, “I slammed my penis in the car door.” It was like our Pokemon cards. Gotta catch ’em all.
Anyway, my egg is beautiful. I wish I could sit on it, like a real bird mother. I feel like I’m a bird in wolf’s clothing.
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